Now that we are approaching the shortest day and the longest night of the year, new light is being shed on old myths.
The much-debated idea that Jesus Christ was merely a mythical character finds new expression in the latest issue of the newspaper Jornal
123. The paper quotes an Algarve genealogist,
Nuno Inácio, speaking about a friend who died just as he was starting to write
a book based on 20 years of delving into the origins of Christianity. Algarve
“He died when he had proof of what he wanted to prove: that the Biblical Jesus Christ never existed….. Jesus Christ was created by Paul, as part of a family vendetta,” says Inácio.
Those wishing to examine the “proof” will have to read the newly published 706-page book Apokalipsis based on the research of Inácio’s friend Victor Borges (not to be confused with the Danish musical comedian of the same name who had a home in the
many years). Algarve
president, now prime minister, Dmitry Medvedev this week remarked on two other
subjects thought by many to be steeped in mythology. Russia
The cameras had been switched off after a TV press conference but a microphone was still live when a journalist asked Medvedev if
president handled secret files about extraterrestrials when receiving the
briefcase he needed to activate 's
nuclear arsenal. Russia
Medvedev replied: “Along with the briefcase with nuclear codes, the president of the country is given a special top secret folder. This folder in its entirety contains information about aliens who visited our planet.”
Medvedev continued: “Along with this, you are given a report of the absolutely secret special service that exercises control over aliens on the territory of our country ... I will not tell you how many of them are among us because it may cause panic. More detailed information on this topic you can get from a well-known movie called ‘Men in Black’."
With tongue still firmly lodged in his cheek, Medvedev’s also discussed Santa Claus – or Father Frost as Santa is known in
“I believe in Father Frost. But not too deeply,” said Medvedev. Anyway, you
know, I'm not one of those people who are able to tell the kids that Father
Frost does not exist.” Russia
Film star Brad Pitt apparently is one of those people. The husband of Angelina Jolie and father of six recently revealed that when he was a child he was devastated to discover Santa wasn’t real as he had been led to believe. “I thought it was a huge act of betrayal when I was a kid. I didn't like that. When I found out the truth, I was like, ‘why, why, why would you lie to me, why?’”
According to an astonishing number of people around the globe, Santa will not be making his usual rounds this year. That, of course, is because the world is going to end before Christmas – next Friday to be exact. It says so in the Mayan calendar. Well, actually it doesn’t, but recent polls suggest that no fewer than 25 million Americans believe the end is nigh. Widespread alarm about the approaching ‘apocalypse’ has prompted people to stockpile food, fuel and weapons before going underground. Children across the planet are said to be scared to the point of suicide. Inmates in a Russian women’s prison experienced a “collective mass psychosis” so intense that their wardens had to summon a priest to calm them. Authorities in
are banning a flood of
visitors from taking refuge in a supposedly sacred mountain said to contain an
alien spaceship. It is believed to be the place that will protect a lucky few from
Happily, Mayan scholars have pooh-poohed the notion and the large Mayan population in the Mexican state of Yucatán have scheduled a festival next Friday to celebrate the fact that the Mayan calendar does not predict any disaster at all.
The NASA space agency, through leading astrophysicist David Morrison, has described the December 21st doomsday prediction as just another modern hoax. Morrison has dismissed all the chatter about ‘End Times’ caused by a meteor strike, a solar flare or a polar shift as baloney. Despite what creationists believe, most scientists are agreed that the Earth is more than four billion years old and probably has another billion or so to go.
So, that’s that sorted. Phew! Now all we have to worry about is the Christmas shopping and getting into the festive spirit.